Let us give thanks for those occasional onstage mishaps that make even the feeblest theatrical productions memorable.
Donald Trump lacks the skills that make being onstage fun. Answering hecklers can be a pleasure for a performer, and “Throw ‘em out!” just doesn’t impress.
Barry Goldwater was asked whether he was pleased by the heavy bombing raids. “No, I’m not,” he replied, affably. “They’re not bombing enough.”